Drawing me line
First of all me would like to wish me little bro, me cousin c and me sec sch fren z happy birthday. And to the rest merry christmas. The following entries may be of damaging nature so if ye dun wanna get pissed on christmas eve, ye can always check back after christmas.
For the past few years, me have got to meet some realli nice ppl whom me naturally have became frens with. However, me felt, for any form of relationship, as time goes by, we tend to take these ppl for granted or rather we expect so much more from them tt all the things they went out all the way to do for ye go unnoticed. This trend does not onli apply to ladies but the guys as well. Me felt tt me had kept quiet for too long and me kindness had been mistaken for a weakness. The reason me often dun speak me mind is becos me value our frenship and me dun wan ye to think me as a petty person. But if ye wanna continue in ye attempt to sink our ship of frenship, pls let me noe so tt me can sink it with ye rather then keep trying to mend the holes ye make.
Me felt tt me should draw a line here so tt breaches can be checked against it and new "Pls dun"s can be added.
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1) Pls dun attempt to borrow money from me to pay off ur watever gambling debts or bad habits when ye have a stable job n me is drawing pay from me parents. Y dun ye just ask me parents directly, like "Uncle, auntie, do ye have a few hundred dollars to spare?" Furthermore, when me borrowed money to ye last time, how many times the original 'time taken to return' did ye take to return me money and its always after me begged ye to pay me back. WTF is this, me ye fren or ye bank? Fcuk ye!
2) Pls dun attempt to ask me to go out with ye if ye real intention is a free ride. Pls then dun try to defend ye fcuking integrity by bringing up some bradder hood shit or saying me is a "nice guy". A lady fren once told me "nice guys" dun get remembered, onli the bad ones do. So if ye plan to just reward me with a "hey, ye r nice." or "ye so good to me, bradder" crap. Go n fcuk yeself. Oh, ye wanna noe y me think ye intention aint going out with me? Simple la, ask yeself the number of times ye have tokked to "other frens" (hey, me thought ye were going out with me? Why suddenly got frens there?) and compare it with the times toking to me. Ask yeself how long me sat alone waiting for ye while ye were out somewhere having fun and ironically always uncontactable. Ask yeself how many times when we were toking halfway, a member of the opposite sex interrupts and ye suddenly lost all the interest ye had in our conversation just now.
3) Pls dun attempt to ask me to go n fetch ye from ye place when me fetched ye b4 once or twice due to goodwill of frenship n ye wan to save ur car for personal reasons. And, dun ask me to go n fetch ye for supper with ye when the supper place is nearer to me place and then me have to fetch ye to n fro, it does not make the story better if me have to fetch ye freaking fren as well. Y dun ye just ask him out for supper n save me the trouble, ye drive anyway.
4) Pls dun ask me to go out with ye n ye gf or bf, it does not turn me on in anyway watching ye guys getting intimate when all me can do is "diy". The situation would be worst if there is more than one couple. Pls spare me of ye happiness cos me always spared ye of me misery.
5) Pls dun come n look for me for company or comfort onli when ye have problems or r down or maybe during exams and then disappear totally from me life when ye r happy. GO N FCUK YESELF OK, ME NOT A SPARE TYRE OR BACKUP FREN OR COUNSELOR. It doesnt make matters better when ye tell me me have no experience in the problems ye have encountered or me dun understand, ye noe wat, me is sorry me happen to be online, me is sorry ye happen to tok to me, me is sorry ye told me ye problem, n me is sorry cos me got no experience, n me is sorry cos me tried to comfort ye. FCUK YE UNDERSTAND, me was being nice trying to listen to ye problems n ye make ye problems me problems.
Of cos despite the the ppl mentioned above, me do have some frens, frens who dun mind me being short ugly fat boring. Frens who can sit down with ye in a kopi tiam where there r onli uncles n no chiobus n tok till day break over teh-o and not beer, frens tt can tok abt anything, frens tt dun take ye for granted, frens tt mean it when they ask "how have ye been doing", frens tt bother to make ur problem theirs n solve it for u, frens tt will cry when ye pass on. R ye such a fren? Me cant say me have done so for most of ye but be assured tt me is trying me best and if me aint doing so, pls let me noe cos one more fren is better then one more enemy and me dun wan tt enemy to be ye.
For the past few years, me have got to meet some realli nice ppl whom me naturally have became frens with. However, me felt, for any form of relationship, as time goes by, we tend to take these ppl for granted or rather we expect so much more from them tt all the things they went out all the way to do for ye go unnoticed. This trend does not onli apply to ladies but the guys as well. Me felt tt me had kept quiet for too long and me kindness had been mistaken for a weakness. The reason me often dun speak me mind is becos me value our frenship and me dun wan ye to think me as a petty person. But if ye wanna continue in ye attempt to sink our ship of frenship, pls let me noe so tt me can sink it with ye rather then keep trying to mend the holes ye make.
Me felt tt me should draw a line here so tt breaches can be checked against it and new "Pls dun"s can be added.
________________________________
Hehe....
1) Pls dun attempt to borrow money from me to pay off ur watever gambling debts or bad habits when ye have a stable job n me is drawing pay from me parents. Y dun ye just ask me parents directly, like "Uncle, auntie, do ye have a few hundred dollars to spare?" Furthermore, when me borrowed money to ye last time, how many times the original 'time taken to return' did ye take to return me money and its always after me begged ye to pay me back. WTF is this, me ye fren or ye bank? Fcuk ye!
2) Pls dun attempt to ask me to go out with ye if ye real intention is a free ride. Pls then dun try to defend ye fcuking integrity by bringing up some bradder hood shit or saying me is a "nice guy". A lady fren once told me "nice guys" dun get remembered, onli the bad ones do. So if ye plan to just reward me with a "hey, ye r nice." or "ye so good to me, bradder" crap. Go n fcuk yeself. Oh, ye wanna noe y me think ye intention aint going out with me? Simple la, ask yeself the number of times ye have tokked to "other frens" (hey, me thought ye were going out with me? Why suddenly got frens there?) and compare it with the times toking to me. Ask yeself how long me sat alone waiting for ye while ye were out somewhere having fun and ironically always uncontactable. Ask yeself how many times when we were toking halfway, a member of the opposite sex interrupts and ye suddenly lost all the interest ye had in our conversation just now.
3) Pls dun attempt to ask me to go n fetch ye from ye place when me fetched ye b4 once or twice due to goodwill of frenship n ye wan to save ur car for personal reasons. And, dun ask me to go n fetch ye for supper with ye when the supper place is nearer to me place and then me have to fetch ye to n fro, it does not make the story better if me have to fetch ye freaking fren as well. Y dun ye just ask him out for supper n save me the trouble, ye drive anyway.
4) Pls dun ask me to go out with ye n ye gf or bf, it does not turn me on in anyway watching ye guys getting intimate when all me can do is "diy". The situation would be worst if there is more than one couple. Pls spare me of ye happiness cos me always spared ye of me misery.
5) Pls dun come n look for me for company or comfort onli when ye have problems or r down or maybe during exams and then disappear totally from me life when ye r happy. GO N FCUK YESELF OK, ME NOT A SPARE TYRE OR BACKUP FREN OR COUNSELOR. It doesnt make matters better when ye tell me me have no experience in the problems ye have encountered or me dun understand, ye noe wat, me is sorry me happen to be online, me is sorry ye happen to tok to me, me is sorry ye told me ye problem, n me is sorry cos me got no experience, n me is sorry cos me tried to comfort ye. FCUK YE UNDERSTAND, me was being nice trying to listen to ye problems n ye make ye problems me problems.
Of cos despite the the ppl mentioned above, me do have some frens, frens who dun mind me being short ugly fat boring. Frens who can sit down with ye in a kopi tiam where there r onli uncles n no chiobus n tok till day break over teh-o and not beer, frens tt can tok abt anything, frens tt dun take ye for granted, frens tt mean it when they ask "how have ye been doing", frens tt bother to make ur problem theirs n solve it for u, frens tt will cry when ye pass on. R ye such a fren? Me cant say me have done so for most of ye but be assured tt me is trying me best and if me aint doing so, pls let me noe cos one more fren is better then one more enemy and me dun wan tt enemy to be ye.
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